
In second place is terrible Canadian crooner Gino Vannelli, who probably could have claimed the prize if he'd just gone ahead and grown a beard:

Conversely, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes is making a brave go of it, but that chest looks suspiciously pasty:

Your move, Devendra Banhart.

I nominate Don Brewer:
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I seem to recall from the shirtless/nude center-spread pix on the "Phoenix" and "We're An American Band" LPs that Don was more than adequately endowed on his chest and arms as well.